No Rhyme, No Reason

Hahahaha, OOPS.

Most of it is fine and certainly nothing new:  reactionary hatemongers are finding it hard to sell their old-tyme religion, complete with sexism and homophobia, as educated people realize that shitting on their neighbors poisons the environment for everyone.  Which is why this excerpt nearly made me choke on my Weetabix (italics mine):

Several groups trying to re-ignite New England’s faith are theologically conservative, such as the Southern Baptists, Presbyterian Church in America and the Conservative Baptists’ Mission Northeast. They say a reason for the region’s hollowed-out faith is a pervasive theology that departs from traditional Biblical interpretation on issues such as the divinity of Jesus, the exclusivity of Christianity as a path to salvation and homosexuality.