No Rhyme, No Reason

If the Head of the FDA were a Vegetarian...

FDA: Effective immediately, the FDA is placing a nationwide ban on all meats. All stores have been advised to remove their stock of meats and return them. The FDA has uncovered startling evidence that eating meat is not good for the body, or the soul. The FDA is also working in conjunction with the DEA to cease all hunting activities as the consumption of meat is furthermore illegal.

Fox “News”: How dare these anti-American, Socialist, Vegans take away our basic right to choose the way we eat?! Who do they think they are? They don’t eat meat themselves! What qualifies them to speak on behalf of us meat-eaters?! This country is going down a very dangerous path where people, who have no place making laws, are spreading their personal agenda across our great nation in an attempt to stifle the rights of our great citizens. How dare they?!

LOVE this. Great analogy.